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Visited the well-attended Hawaii Geek Meet this past weekend.

There are lengthier reviews online, but here’s our terse and, hopefully, sufficiently geeky review of the event:

• Increased exhalations meant more CO2 for photosynthetic processes.
• One more event feature writers could use to keep their editors at bay.
• Dust mites feasted mightily on the bounty of dead skin flakes.
• Spork manufactures price index saw an increase of .0037 percent growth during the following market open.
• Nobody got punched in the throat.

Fun for all! See you next year!

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Today’s Question:

What’s more unpleasant than seeing Joe Moore’s painfully forced, grimacing mug on the KHON banner head?

The Answer?

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With another excellent episode under their belt and the prospect of a looming end date, LOST remains cryptic in its construction. Though there is that set end date, 48 episodes from the beginning of this season into 2010, episode plot holes and endings still leave one with the lingering thought of a writer’s room without a road map.

So in the spirit of the show all the internet loves, here’s a flashback of our own from January 11th, 2006:

Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof says greedy network programming weasels prevent television shows from satisfying endings: “How can you ever possibly think that ‘Lost’ will end in a satisfying way? Carlton and I can almost guarantee you that it will not.”

Previously: Lost’s Lindelof to Losties: Lower Your Expectations
Variety: ‘Lost’ set for three more years

But first, here’s Grace Lee with a preview of tomorrow morning’s Sunrise on KGMB9.

Wait a minute, I think I’ve seen that outfit before? Isn’t that —

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This according to KGMB. Stacy Loe’s filing the story on all their newscasts today. New details? We’ll see.

And you know it’s important when the all-caps hit the headlines.

KGMB: NEW DEVELOPMENTS: Sleeping Pilots Investigation

Dave Segal covers the union’s fight over the pilots who were canned 10 days ago.

Star-Bulletin: Union will fight go! pilots’ firing

Oh, and there’s not enough time in our collective lives to look for anything on the newly redesigned ‘Tiser site.

Seriously, the sun might burn out before you find what you’re looking for on ‘Tiser.com. Am I right people?

Yo mama’s so ugly she visits the ‘Tiser site to feel better about her looks.

Thanks, you’ve been a great audience. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.