All shown on maps. None feature Hawaii.

No density of assholes map since a one color map would bore.

A worst drivers map of Hawaii would be great, but again, a single colored map would bore.

Boston Globe: Where do all the neurotics live?

I can’t speak the language, but everything is funnier in spanish.

If you’ve seen Sabado Gigante then you’ve got an idea of what Wowowee is all about.

Part game show, part variety show, Wowowee is primarily known for the Wowowee dancers.

The live taping of the show takes place Saturday, May 10 at Aloha Stadium. Field level tickets are $100.

Insert your own Bob Awana, $100 Filipino dancer joke here.

Aloha Stadium: Wowowee - Live In Hawaii

Those rumors remain unsubstantiated. As are the rumors which claim the reason for Kimi Evans leaving KHON were because the other gals at the station asked her to undergo cuteness reduction surgery.

The Stink however has obtained a preliminary sketch of the medical procedure that will keep KHON’s Joe Moore alive and kicking throughout the next few decades, while also competing with the ever increasing freak factor seen at other local news outlets.

The following image may be disturbing for pregnant women and those with heart conditions. Viewer discretion is advised.

Do recall that even Eng and Cheng, the conjoined twins of legend were happily married and lived interesting lives. Oh yeah, and things could be so much worse than they already are in this world too. I mean, look at this!

She’s been there since at least 2007, but good luck finding her biography or profile on the CNN site. From the looks of her reports she’s stationed in Europe. She’s developed a voice suitable for CNN International and her reports vary from hard news to feature coverage.

Stink readers are big fans of driven women and the Punahou gals in particular. Ms. Chang’s career path is a steep incline. Good for her.

Now we need a stiff drink.

CNN Video: Emily Chang reports
Flashback: Not Everyone Can Be Emily Chang

Remember, that kid with the inflated stats was also pumped up and sold to the NFL by then UH coach June Jones.

For those with television sitcom attention spans, The Stink offers a look back at the failed draft and eventual signing of the then Arizona Cardinals free agent pickup Timmy “Tim” Chang.

Flashback: Timmy Chang’s NFL Draft Diary and Timmy Chang Signed by Arizona Cardinals

Alltop is the work of Will Mayall, Kathryn Henkens, and the incredible Guy Kawasaki (who is also a local boy).

It seemed Brennan’s surgery could have dropped him from GM’s draft boards, but recent in interviews he has addressed critics with a positive mindset. The familiar criticisms are highlighted in the ESPN draft summary.

However, there are substantial concerns about the Hawaii spread scheme inflating his numbers and he doesn’t have great arm strength, either. His recent hip surgery raises concerns about Brennan’s ability to stay healthy.

It is worth noting that Washington had three sixth round picks and used the first of the three to select:

Georgia Tech’s Durant Brooks, a punter (#168 overall).

Assuming Brennan makes the cut he’d serve as a developmental third string quarterback behind Jason Campbell and Todd Collins.

Oddly, the Redskins.com headline mentions Brennan in its headline, but not the story itself.

Update: Davone Bess is headed to the Miami Dolphins and, according to SB’s Dave Reardon, was told that slot and punt return jobs are open. Between the two Bess might have the best shot at seeing playing time next season. Also, Ryan Grice-Mullins is a Texan via free agency.

Star-Bulletin: Brennan: “I’m ready to work”
The ‘Tiser: Colt Brennan says being drafted by Redskins ‘awesome feeling’
Redskins.com: On Day 2, QB Brennan Highlights Five Picks
Previously: Colt Brennan in Separated At Birth?

There are lengthier reviews online, but here’s our terse and, hopefully, sufficiently geeky review of the event:

• Increased exhalations meant more CO2 for photosynthetic processes.
• One more event feature writers could use to keep their editors at bay.
• Dust mites feasted mightily on the bounty of dead skin flakes.
• Spork manufactures price index saw an increase of .0037 percent growth during the following market open.
• Nobody got punched in the throat.

Fun for all! See you next year!

Today’s Question:

What’s more unpleasant than seeing Joe Moore’s painfully forced, grimacing mug on the KHON banner head?

The Answer?

If you guessed: Seeing Kanoa Leahey and Moore connected at the shoulders like Chang and Eng, you’re right.

Thanks for playing!