Talk Stink

A while back it was suggested that plans were in the works to have Joe Moore’s head transplanted onto Jai Cunningham’s body upon his death.

Those rumors remain unsubstantiated. As are the rumors which claim the reason for Kimi Evans leaving KHON were because the other gals at the station asked her to undergo cuteness reduction surgery.

The Stink however has obtained a preliminary sketch of the medical procedure that will keep KHON’s Joe Moore alive and kicking throughout the next few decades, while also competing with the ever increasing freak factor seen at other local news outlets.

The following image may be disturbing for pregnant women and those with heart conditions. Viewer discretion is advised.

Do recall that even Eng and Cheng, the conjoined twins of legend were happily married and lived interesting lives. Oh yeah, and things could be so much worse than they already are in this world too. I mean, look at this!