And now for a quick one off from the feed bag I call What Readers Want:
Hey Stink:
Sorry to see you blogging again. It looks like you’ve been usurped by The Man. The Honolulu Advertiser blogs are probably getting mad hits compared to the never updated turd you produce on a bi-monthly basis. Seriously, who even watches Dog the Bounty Hunter besides you and a those crack addict Hawaiians he rounds up everyday.
Put us out of the misery of coming to a website where nothing new gets done and kill yourself. Bev Harbin and Bob Hogue do more when they take a crap in the morning. Here’s a suggestion: Why don’t you crawl back into your cave this winter and die? Then at least you’ll have made me happy.
Sincerely,
Moke On the Moon
Dear MOM,
Where’s teh love? Teh Emo in me is hurting. Is it not enough for me to slave over a hot steaming keyboard for you? I offer the suckling of the teat of Stink for free and this is how you show your love?
And while Sen. (LOL) Bob Hogue and Rep. (ROFL) Bev Harbin may have picked dingleberries from their asses while sitting naked in their cushy tax payer paid office chairs, aren’t they still shiftless, do-nothing, work-avoiding losers compared to the Stink?
Please don’t compare me to The Man. The ‘Tiser bloggers get paid to show up and perform every day. Isn’t the saying: The difference between whores and sluts is that whores do it for money while sluts give it away for free? Haven’t I been your hot and sloppy weblogging slut for years now, Mom?
I’ve been the moist fever spell for the local community for years, and when I need a break from the old in-and-out, this is what I get? Please. If that’s the case Mom, go read the ‘Tiser blogs and don’t let me get in the way, but don’t come running back to me once that glow is gone and the lines start showing.
Now where did I put that MySpace offer letter?
– T.S.
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