Catherine Toth uses the power of her part in the About Women column for a rant on the trials of purchasing a Christmas tree for her apartment.
She nails the continuing theme of her stints on the column with the following:
I’ve learned my lesson.
Got the stand, got the lights, got the saw.
But I got something even better this time around:
A boyfriend who’ll do all the work.
Cat’s less than subtle way of reminding those creepy chaps who email her love letters that she’s got a boyfriend should be in the AP Style Manual.
Note, would-be stalkers: Why don’t you go and bother some other former Cherry Blossom Queen like Tasha Kobashigawa or somthing?
The ‘Tiser: Humbug happens, with a tree
