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Gilmore Girls is The New Hotness

September 27th, 2005 · No Comments · News

Gilmore Girls is the hottest show on television. And when we say hot we mean sexiest.

Salon.com’s Cara Wall finally figured out what we’ve known since season one.

After all, regular readers will recall that we’ve always referred to Gilmore Girls as “The Hot Mommy Show.”

In the course of my weekend-long marathon, I discovered something more. There is a decadent fantasy being spun here — a debauched, irresistible dream. I wasn’t aware of it until my daughter was born, but now I can’t contain my lust. I am beside myself. I desperately want to be Lorelai.

This, like all porn, is politically incorrect and totally naive. Of course single, teenage motherhood is impossibly hard. Of course we should not glorify it; of course we should not long for it. But here is the deep, dark, shameful secret I — over-privileged, “Gilmore Girls”-watching, future suburban mom — keep: Sometimes I wish I could raise my child alone.

Suddenly the secret is out: The Frog’s got hot successful single mother daughter raising action going on.

Ed Note: I’m a hetrosexual male and I want to be Lorelai. Gilmore Girls is that hott.

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