More teaser than spoiler, the following posts to the ABC message board from a fellow named “fatty_weiss” wrote the following thread.
Weiss is the name of a character on Alias played by Greg Grunberg, a college buddy of J.J. Abrams. He’s also starred in another Abrams creation Felicity, and made a brief cameo in Lost as the airline pilot who is killed by “the monster.”
What follows is the complete transcripts of the fatty_weiss posts:
SPOILERS MAY BE BELOW…
ill be on for a while, if anyone wants to know anything, just ask. it was definitely cool to watch it on the beach, although it did rain for the first half of the show.
do you really want to know?
Potential spoilers after the jump. You’ve been warned.
eppy recap:
strange beginning, you see a man going through his daily routine, waking up, working out, making breakfast, etc… then his apartment shakes, dust falls, and he goes into psycho spy mode, turning off lights, getting guns and looking for what caused the sound and shake.
journey from him, winding through tunnels, and up a ladder to jack and locke looking down the hatch….
interesting beginning
from there, blah blah blah, jack and locke fighting to figure out if they should go down the hatch or not, jack manages to convince the four of them to go back to the caves because he doesnt think they can save everyone by going down the hatch.
back near the caves, shannon has lost vincent and is all crazy about finding him. she and sayid go looking for him. shannon soon finds herself alone in the jungle. she searches around for anything and ends up seeing……
…Walt
(haha am i building suspense at all?)Walt is standing there, if he actually was saying anything, i couldnt understand it, but he was all wet and water was dripping from his mouth. sayid finds shannon and, of course as she turns to look at sayid, then turns back, walt is gone.
Jack, locke, kate and hurley come back to the camp. jack makes a speech about how they wanted to use the hatch for safety, but that it wont happen. says their best bet is to just stay in the caves, set up watch points and survive the night.
locke, however, decides that he must go back to explore the hatch, so he runs off alone.
i just realized i could make up whatever i want…you see the monster, its a giant grass hopper, it eats everyone one by one, last is charlie. as he goes in to eat charlie, he stops and laughs and they have a drink. the only two left on the island
the end
haha
Flashback time:
jack in the hosptal, patient comes in, car accident, woman, steering column in her chest. second patient comes in, driver of the other car. jack saves the woman who then whispers that she needs to dance at her wedding….we know who this is. the other driver dies as jack decided to save the woman. blah blah blah, jacks dad says something about how jack doesnt give his patients hope.
jack preparing for surgery, she says something about how everything is ok, and before she goes under, jack promises to fix her.
Jack, needing to release some pressure, goes running up and down the stairs of a stadium. sees another man running next to him, running faster than him, jack speeds up to try and keep pace, ends up twisting his ankle. man comes to make sure jack is alright, they talk about jack’s issues, blah blah blah.
jack, back at the hospital, tells the woman she will probably not ever have use below the waist, she asks why she can move her toes, they cry.
i hate to do this to you guys, but i just realized i have a ton of homework that i have to submit online at 11 rather than 12, stupid teachers. i hope someone else can come and finish the story for all you, and i hope i helped you all with your lost fix the week before the premiere. please dont hate me
ABC.com: CAN CONTAIN SPOILERS: JUST GOT BACK FROM THE PREMIER [sic]
