Long-time reader, “BigE” writes:
“Yo Stink, did you see Dog the Bounty Hunter on the morning television yesterday? He was on some morning show saying that if the US Government would double the bounty on Osama bin Laden he’d capture the terrorist in 60 days. Yeah, sure he will.”
You doubt the Dog? What with those leather chaps and all?
Somehow we don’t think Dog would look good in those standard issue terrorist prisoner orange jumpsuits the evildoers use.
Now if they used pink jumpsuits…
16 responses so far ↓
1 kk da hawaiian // Jul 1, 2005 at 1:30 pm
I say give Dog double!! He got that mexican dude - those terrorists are sort of like mexicans aren’t they?
2 paula // Jul 3, 2005 at 1:45 pm
I saw it and thought how I’d like to personally thank the Dog for putting Hawaii on Osama’s radar. sheesh.
3 Benny Hill // Jul 7, 2005 at 8:07 am
The midget known as Leland can kick em and bite em in the balls since that is how tall he is. I mean, come on, the guy is about the same size as Herve Villacheze (Tattoo from Fantasy Island) Or he can use that god awful hairdo of his to scare em off.
Beth can use her can of hair spray to ward em off too.
4 brandy // Jul 14, 2005 at 6:10 am
First if all Benny…you need to back off Leland!
He is the main reason I watch it every week…both nights!!
They are all amazing in what they do. And honestly maybe we could use them to find all these damn terrorist messing with the world.
5 kathy // Jul 21, 2005 at 2:28 am
i think dog and his family are pretty awesome-they do great work and take care of their own! i sure wouldn’t want him on my a*#! anyway to all those that don’t like his show here is an idea- change the channel dummya*$
6 LISA // Jul 26, 2005 at 12:45 pm
I THINK DOG AND LELAND R DA BEST
7 Ange // Aug 16, 2005 at 8:49 pm
Leland IS HOT HOT HOT….
8 Jo jo // Aug 19, 2005 at 3:13 pm
Whoa…i dont know alot but i kmow that leland is the hottest man around!
He is smart,tough,sexy,sexy and just plain ol sexy!!
I have pictures of him all around my room!
My daughter thinks he’s hot to!
Love ya leland!!
9 Black Mamba // Aug 30, 2005 at 7:28 pm
Leland is a dweeb, but then again he isn’t my type. I don’t date guys under 5′2″.
I saw him a couple a times at Rockza and Zanizabar hitting on many girls, but none pf them were interested. I guess being a bounty hunter doesn’t have all the perks he’d thought.
10 taylor // Sep 7, 2005 at 12:11 pm
you need more pics of leland
i want him 2 come 2 my house
11 kansas city baby // Sep 8, 2005 at 6:56 pm
Leland is the bomb, Osama, watch out the dog is coming for you. Dude, I bet you Dog could catch any terrorist!! Damnit send him in. Let him wrap up the war for us. God bless Dog. Beth, you rock too. Young blood sorry about the black eye! ouch hope mama took care of it for ya.
12 sarah // Sep 13, 2005 at 2:02 am
Leland is sooooo sexy he has a nice smile and a vere nice body too. I think your tattoos are vere cool I like one on your right arm vere much. If you can e-mail I’d like that ever much and can you send a pic too ty.
13 jonathan // Sep 14, 2005 at 10:25 am
i like the dog and would love to meet him in person keep upthe good work
14 Vicki // Sep 15, 2005 at 10:15 am
I think that the Chapmans are awsome people and they have proved it time after time with the trash they take off the streets. I thank God for them for making this crazy world a little bit safer. God Bless Chapman Family!
15 lauren NYC // Sep 22, 2005 at 8:19 am
I think they are awesome…dog is sooo smart…i actually have pics of me in front of there office from when i went to hawii…they are very cool….down to earth people!!!love u guys!!!
16 Kuipo40 // Oct 12, 2005 at 2:58 am
Kuipo40 St. Augustine FL. I want Leland to father my next clild! He rules!