Though we hear people say otherwise, we think Tina Shelton looks better since she left KITV for KHON. Then again, if we had to work with Dick Allgire every day we’d look haggard too.
Our publisher quickly shot down our Allgire theory, pointing out that Ms. Shelton works with Joe Moore on a daily basis. And come on, if you had to choose between spending the day with Dick or Joe you’d probably choke on your own sick.
So we’ve reevaluated our theory on the fair skinned Tina’s secret to lasting on-screen beauty. No, we know you’re getting all catty and thinking plastic surgery or botox. Well you’re wrong, pussy face! It comes down to youthful thinking. Got you there didn’t we?
During Friday’s broadcast Ms. Shelton sported something very familiar to readers of The Stink. That is to say she pulled an Emily. With youthful thinking in mind Tina wore her sunglasses tanline aka raccoon tanline with vigor. If you can’t beat the spring chickens, join them. TV is ruthless like that.
